Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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