butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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