Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
