I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm gonna have a badass scar
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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