do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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