Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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