Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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