i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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