Who did Billy Mays play for?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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