I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize