So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I don't think brook has ever known best
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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