Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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