So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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