that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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