The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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