Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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