Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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