Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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