Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
