I need help removing her.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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