is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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