He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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