Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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