Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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