I hope mine doesn't look like that
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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