That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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