finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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