So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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