I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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