i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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