she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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