sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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