; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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