i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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