So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm always down for nudity.
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