was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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