it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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