Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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