we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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