I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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