no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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