THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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