Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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