So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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