She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
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Oh Jesus.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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