I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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