Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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