it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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