I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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