i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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