thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
try to milk me bitch
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