Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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