I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You're a waste of cheezeits
be right there i have to get my cape
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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