if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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