that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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